Saturday, August 24, 2013

How To Ruin Your Life

“Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair with someone you don’t even find attractive. Refuse to forget your ex. Never do anything that could potentially be “bad” for you. Say no to carbs, yes to wheatgrass, go to bed at ten sharp and turn down cake on your birthday. Compare yourself constantly, to everyone. Allow the standards of image-obsessed, age-obsessed culture to make you feel decrepit at 25. Scroll through skinny girls on Tumblr feeling wistful and inadequate. Pull at the skin on your hipbones, stomach, and underarms in the mirror. Sigh a lot. Sigh all the time. Don’t fall in love with anyone or anything. Hold grudges long after you’ve forgotten what for. Refuse to learn. Refuse to ever learn.”
- The Glass Butterfly

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