At school, while teaching...
1. Spent each class period watching Netflix.
2. Had the glass window of the door punched out.
3. Had a child crawl out the window (escape!).
4. Watched two students make-out.
5. Had a student paint my pants
6. A student had a dildo in his backpack
7. Fistfight, fistfight, fistfight
8. A crap in the urinal (not by me, of course).
9. Police called, police present, and police leading a student in handcuffs
10. Caught up on my reading...because students sat without making a peep and doing their work.
Each day is the same but different.
1. Spent each class period watching Netflix.
2. Had the glass window of the door punched out.
3. Had a child crawl out the window (escape!).
4. Watched two students make-out.
5. Had a student paint my pants
6. A student had a dildo in his backpack
7. Fistfight, fistfight, fistfight
8. A crap in the urinal (not by me, of course).
9. Police called, police present, and police leading a student in handcuffs
10. Caught up on my reading...because students sat without making a peep and doing their work.
Each day is the same but different.
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